Taukeh! Ori one ar?

A man walks into a spare part shop to buy some spare parts for his beloved Nissan.

Man: Boss! I want to buy this spare part. Got ar? (shows him a sample)

Shop Owner : This part ar... (looks at the part).. Got.. Got...

Man: How much ar?

Shop Owner: Which type you want?

Man: Got how many type?

Shop Owner:

Many lor... Count oso kenot finish..

Got ori one lar got fake one lar..

Tis one ori local one.. ori Tan Chong, tat one is ori local one but ciplak one har...

Man: Why u say ciplak one. Got Nissan sticker. Made in Japan some more.

Shop Owner: Well you know la.. Everyone want to do business ma.

Man: Wah Lau eh.... I don't want ciplak one. Susah later.

Shop Owner:

No worry one, the local one can use oso.. cheap cheap.. just quality so so nia.

Since u like tat ar.. i recommend you buy ori Japan one.

Japan one all good good one. Garantee no problem.

Tis one Ori Tan Chong Japan one..

Tis one Ori Japan but not Tan Chong one..

Man: Huh?

Shop Owner:

Dun worry.. all oso Nissan one.. ori one.. no problem.

Take Japan one sui sui lasting longer than local one

If part got problem you take come back. Settle for you.

Man: Wah... so many types.. pening d....